It was a very quiet day in the office today, save for a giant box of paper cups finally realising its true potential of fitting me into it.
Carmen has a big ego
I am a 25 year old teenager living on the outskirts of London. My hobbies include talking, partying, making things with my hands and thinking up crazy schemes to save the world. When it all falls into place, it was me and my mates what done it, innit.
[...] Now what did I do with that cardboard box… [...]